Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

John Cena

What happen to the girl that received chocolate on Valentine's day? She had a allergic reaction.

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

38 studio's new game... Finance City

what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

Women's Rights

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

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