- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

YOU

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

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