yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

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Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

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The war against the moral men was long and hard, yet the Victor stands, the most dark of metals. Nero Metal, enjoy 2016 as much as you can enjoy both hellfire and the wrath of heaven against you, as there will be years no more for mankind to Count, trust not my Words, but the visions in Your head, and if you doubt Your sanity, know that by september the 13th, you will not be the only one. The end of the children of God is upon you, as you took his, he shall take Yours, eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth... Rest well... ...While you still can`t

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How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

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why cant fat people walk because they are fat

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Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

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How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

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what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

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If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

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An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

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what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

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Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

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Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

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What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

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why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

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rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

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Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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