What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

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Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

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A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

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What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

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WTF? If you look at life from the right, you might just see whats left, and just then I looked down at the midget as he said "Yo whats up?" I told him, hey do you like left? He said! DAAAAAMN RIIIIIGHT! I spent a while just standing there wondering what the hell was happening into my life, it was so right it was left and wrong... NeroMetal (No fucking idea what Neronism is, I just play streetfighter V and type books that confuse people)

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What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

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Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

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Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

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How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

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Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

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Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

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What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

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Why are black people good at basketball? While there are many preternaturally gifted black men and women in professional basketball, the notion that one race holds sway over the others in terms of sheer skill and talent is a ridiculous stereotype; propagated, no doubt, by both ignorant and jealous persons of other colors.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

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P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

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That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

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What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

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Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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