- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

hello what is this crazy nonsense site sl

Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Can i have a Ice Cream Kuhn?

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

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