why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

No because your face is really f***** up.

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

You dropped something.... Yo lip

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

What do you call a person without a heart? Not alive.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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