- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

Asian women drivers...

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

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Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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