- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

What's 1+1? 69.

If your reading this, youre not blind.

Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

roses are blue, violets are unicorns, this poem doesnt make any sense. refrigerator

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

What did the blind and deaf kid get for christmas? Cancer.

When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

Robin, get in the car, please.

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

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