Once, I went to Peru.

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

Robin, get in the car, please.

The foreskin of a baby gorilla

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

Jewwy Jewstein

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: *whispering* please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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