- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

Your so gay, that you like men!

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Loperson

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

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