- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One I grabbed a lump of coal, and crushed it with such strength, that a human being was born out of it. That man is today known as Chuck Norris. Nero.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

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