- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

Roses are red My bulb is blue My pants are extending When I look at you

No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

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