- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

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Why was the man crying? He has aids.

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

What's worse than being fat? Being gay

How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

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