- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

John lazzaro likes dick

Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

Q. What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A. An horse.

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

Women's rights.

A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

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