So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

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eoin burgin is fat

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Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

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What do you get if you throw a banana at the wall? Nothing.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Q: How many Jews can fit in a car? A: 5 in a standard mid sized sedan, or 7 in an SUV

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Why doesn't Andy wanna bend over to puck something up? That's how he got assraped!

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What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

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How do you make a person cry? Burn his family.

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someone has been eating my cornflakes,oh well cheerios instead.

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Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

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whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

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What did the Asian see when he went to Youtube.com? Youtube.com

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women's rights

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XD A COZY FIGHT XD WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? I am gonna kick your ass, break your face and then give you a kiss on the cheek as your mangled corpse bleeds out... XD :)) THANKS FOR THE LAUGHTER XD XD Reminds me of a former comment where you describe the local weather, you know, we do not live that far away from each other, hell it was actually the time, we are completely in the same timezone, so anyway, do you also get cartoon network on your television?

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Why did the police officer beat the black man? Because the Internet is able to connect a variety of different types of people together and the off-duty police officer was slightly better at the multiplayer game they were playing.

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You know what it means when a priest lays his watch down on a podium? Absolutely nothing

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I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

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A cow walks down the stairs. Not really. They are incapable of walking down stairs. It actually died on the roof.

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What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

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What did the crazy asian man say just before he died? He didn't say anything- he was in an 18 month long coma due to a brain stem stroke. He left behind a wife, a 3 year old daughter and a newborn son.

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Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

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Anti Joke

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