Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

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What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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A 21 year old man walks into a bar. After looking at the menu for a minute he orders the cocktail of the day. The bartender looks at the man in disbelief because he has such a baby face and looks like a teenage kid. The bartender politely asks to see his ID. The man pulls out his wallet and shows him his drivers license. Sure enough he was the legal age of drinking. The bartender says "Thank you" and gives him his beverage.

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A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

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What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

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Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

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If somebody stabs you in the forehead, you are likely to get injured.

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HOW TO RE-AD : FOR DUMMIES. (HELLEN KELLER ADDITION)

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what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

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A man walks into a bar gets drunk passes out then goes to rehab because he has a problem

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Why couldn't the prostitute give a proper blow job..... She had no lips

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Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

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Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

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Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

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what do friends and trees have in common? If you hit them with an axe multiple times they fall over

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Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

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What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

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How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

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Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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