- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? a fridge was thrown at her

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

What did Petunia say to the other Petunia Hi there Petunia

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

Why was the man sad? His wife left

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a nice evening.

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

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