- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

I had a really great joke to tell you!

No!

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

Why was the plumber sad? Because his whole family died in a plane crash.

whats worse than a baby impaled on your lawn... the universe being consumed by a giant albino ape with over sized testicles

I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

Q:When a T- Rex walks into your house what does it mean? A: Your on pot, T-rex's are extinct

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

How do you trick the devil? You give him a ginger.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

What is the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand.

How do you get 500 babies into one bathtub? a blender. How do you get them out? NACHOOOS

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