Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

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What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

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Q: What did the shark say while eating the surfer A: Nothing, his mouth was full, and besides....sharks cannot talk.

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What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

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who's a slut... you're mom

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What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

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What's the difference between jokes and anti-jokes? Anti-jokes aren't funny.

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Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

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where do you find a dog with no legs? Korea. It's customary for the guests to get the drumsticks.

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Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Evicted.

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A black man walked into a bar. He cashed in big on workers comp.

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Q: what do you call a camel with a garbage bag on its head? A: A ziploc baggie

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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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Why the guy without two hands at the beach was so excited? Because he couldn't scratch his asshole.

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What did the chocolate milk say? Yoo-hoo.

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What do you call a homeless man in Beverly Hills? Charles, Someone who unfortunately had to drop out of school at a young age to work to support his dying mother. Hence, later in life, after his mother died, lacked the education to be enrolled in college forcing him to pimp to make enough money to eat and pay for the rent in his one bedroom appartment in his hometown-Mississippi. But times were tough in Mississippi and not many people could afford a whore. This forces him to go all the way to California where he found more people there were willing to pay for a whore. Business was good and soon enough he had enough money for a decent condo. But Charles still morned the death of his mother. Eventually he couldn't take the daily pressure of being a pimp and thought of his mothers death, so he turned to heroin. Soon all his money was fueling his addiction and before he knew it he was on the street, with no one to help him and no where's to go. Every night he goes to sleep on his cardboard box with the memory of his late mother in the back of his head. Sometimes Charles wonders what he could of been if he didn't drop out of school, but he knows that what he did was the right thing.

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Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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