cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

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Michael Jackson will always be remembered for touching...the hearts of many.

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Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

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What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

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When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

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What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

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Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

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What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

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Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

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Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. He had multiple MRI's and bodily fluid tests to confirm the diagnosis. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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Why did the man die? He was old.

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Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

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why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

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so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

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Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

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why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

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What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

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RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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