- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

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