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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

What's worse than finding your cat dead? Finding your cat dead because it choked on your goldfish.

How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

D/M/Y ~~ Take 21/12/2012 Flip it upside down Take the 2's out from both ends (1/12/201) Take out all the ones and two's (//0) Take your zero and turn it 90 degrees to the right Take out the forward slashes What you are left with, a potato.

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

What's worse than being caught in a downpour? Having your kneecaps ripped out of their sockets.

if you have two gay people, would their kid be gay too? oh wait....

What's did the white man say to the black man? Howdy.

What did the blind man say when you asked hi his favorite color? Nothing he is death too

A: Who keeps knocking on the wall? B: My neighbors have sex a lot. A: We should knock back.

What did the man say to the other man. Hi

A man and his wife are disagreeing about what type of car to get. The wife continously nags him about getting her something that will go from 0-200 in 4 seconds, so he gets her a scale and buys himself a truck, 1 min later an abulance is called because the wife hit the husband with his new car.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the kangaroo die? Because two stapled koalas fell on its head.

Patient: Doctor Doctor! Every Time I Drink Some Tea, My Eye Is Really Sore! Doctor: Next Time Take The Spoon Out...

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