- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

Abortion.

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

A duck walks ino a bar...... fck this sht im going to candy land.

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

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