- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

It's raining it's poring the old man died die to a sudden increase in blood pressure thus leading to a heart attack

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

No soap radio

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

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