why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

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A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

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What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

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Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

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If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

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why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

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What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

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Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

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how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

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A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

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What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

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what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

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What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

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Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

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ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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