A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

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What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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