- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

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