- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

The GOV and the WHO?

I like that, but why am I happy?

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

LO AND BEHOLD!

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

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