What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

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What did the girl say in her French lesson? Miss, I don't get it, its in a different language.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes Good. Enjoy your cold drinks.

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How many fat people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One to hold the ladder, another to screw it in. The third one stands to the side, just in case it breaks.

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Why did the father smash his sons head into the dentist's building? Because he had a locker in his mouth. Also, equestrian.

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Why did the rooster cross the road? Because he wanted to prove he wasn't a chicken.

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A. Where was Sally during the boston marathon bombing? Q. Everywhere. www.facebook.com/wowedgy

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What did the orange say to the lemon? We are both alike but a differnt color

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A hat

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Boo Boo who? Ah don’t be sad, Boo’s here to cheer you up!

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? She had no arms and legs Knock knock Who's there? Not Lucy

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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The philosophy professor decided to isolate himself in his closet until he figured out the meaning of life. After ten years, he had done it. He came out of isolation and immediately found one of his former colleagues on campus. He said, "I've discovered the meaning of life!" The colleague said, "Ok, what is it?" The professor said, "Life is like a bridge." The colleague said, "How so?" After a few moments, the professor nodded and said, "Yea, I guess you're right."

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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you know whats better than lemonade? sex

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Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

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Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

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Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

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A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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