Me: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? You: No. Me: Neither have they.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

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Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

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Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

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Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

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You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

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What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

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what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

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There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

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Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

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What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

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a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

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Why did the Chicken cross the Road? To get to the other side! (To fully appreciate the subtle nuisances of this joke, you really have to be a chicken.)

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A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

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What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

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Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

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Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

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why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

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It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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