Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

Bob Saget that is all

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

I was watching Fox news.

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So Nero, what the fuck are you doing? XD

What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

ur an fagit

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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