Cripples are lame.

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

WOw you have no life

How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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