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why did the man die? Because he was robbing a bank and police used lethal weapons By- the duck

Two girls are backpacking in the Sierra Nevada. They walk 8 km from their base camp at a bearing of 42 degrees. After lunch, they document the wildlife they have seen because they are tracking the populations of species native to the area. Then they continue on their hike, but this time at a bearing of 127 degrees. After 5 km, they reach their destination for the day and set up a temporary camp.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

I love you

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

A man walked in a bar and asked for 10 shots. (not descriptively) The bar tender got his gun out and shot the man 10 times. Another man asked for three stabs at it. The bar tender stabbed him 3 times. The last man asked for a bomb load. The bar tender gave him 100's of granades. Then the man bombed down the bar with the bar tender inside

Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

Why did peter shake the baby? To kill it and rape its dead corpse

What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

What do you tell your dad if he constantly gripes about his balls? He's got testicular cancer and he's going to die a horrible painful death.

lets bomb africa

whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

MR MC CANN WHATS THE ANSWER

Want to hear a joke You're Adopted

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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