What's the difference between a 7 year old boy and a 50 year old man? Hair.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

What did Selena Gomez say to JB? We're breaking up cuz u smell like French fries and you look like a poop

Roses are red, Violets are blue, these two statement are obvious unless you are color blind

How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

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Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

Q:When a T- Rex walks into your house what does it mean? A: Your on pot, T-rex's are extinct

i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

Homo say what?

why does the guy jack off to black on black porn? because he's black

Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

How do you trick the devil? You give him a ginger.

If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

Whats green and can kill you when it falls from a tree? a pool table

Q. Why is Obama stupid? A. That's an opinion, therefore i cannot answer that.

Q: What did the pedestrian say to the bus driver that hit him? A: Nothing, he died.

How many turrets patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? Cocksucker!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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