What did the astronaunt say to the doctor? Hola!

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What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house?. No, Well neither has he...

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Whats smells like a banana and is purple? A banana, I lied about the purple thing.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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So I went to an audition, my friend said "break a leg" And then I did

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What do you call a Mexican that sails a ship? A sailor

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A paper cut is a tree's last revenge.

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What do you call a black guy that feeds children? A waiter

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What did Helen Keller do at a concert? Sit.

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A black man, a jewish man and a white man walk into a bar. The black man shoots the bartender, the white man takes the money and the jewish man holds the customers hostage.

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What's the quickest way to a man's heart? A knife.

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What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

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Mommy, why did daddy leave? Because you touch yourself at night sweetie.

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ive got it ive got ive got outsimers to tonight wow bim bim bub bub za za

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Why was lil' Susie screaming horrifically? Nobody knows. That's why the neighbors called the cops. -Harrison

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A man jumped off a cliff. He died.

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women and girls can really get enjoyment out of sex. it's not really about controlling the man.

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Knock, Knock. Lol jk, we all know knock knock jokes fricken suck.

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

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Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

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whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

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What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

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What happenes if you put an elephant in the fridge? Nothing, it wouldnt fit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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