- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

Why did the boy fall down the stairs? Because he tripped.

One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so. She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you." He replies "BREASTS."

Santa Clause, a smart blonde, and the Queen of England all jump out of a plane, which hits the ground first? Galileo's theory tells us that all objects fall at the same speed regardless of weight, so they all hit simultaneously.

A fireman walks into a bar. Everyone has burned alive already, and he's too late to save them.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

what's up? my penis.

How do you say the weekend in French? The weekend in French.

How many amish does it take to change a lightbulb? Presumably only one, but since they do not generally use electricity it has yet to be tested.

knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Incorrect. Violets are violet. DERP!

what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

A man walked into the woods... Sorry, I forgot the rest of the joke...

What do you call a lot of goose in one place? geese

Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

Raveena Thandhan

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

why did the baby start crying? because he was very hungry and hadn't been feed all day

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

Why did the little girl go to the hospital?........................Beacuse she fell when trying to steal cookies out of the cookie jar on top of the fridge.

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