Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

What's the difference between men and women? I really can't tell anymore, there's so many goddamn transvestites.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

Beka has AIDS

whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

A car walked into a bar... wait no it didn't it has wheels.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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