- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

why do asprins work? Because they're white

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

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