What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

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why wont chin ever take his hat off because his head will be cold

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

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Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

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whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

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What happened to the man who fell off a cliff? He fell

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A man was walking through the woods when he comes across a little girl crying by a lake. "What is the matter little girl?" he asked. "My cat fell in the lake ... and it couldn't swim ... so my father jumped in as well and drowned too," she cried," Sad, the man sighed, pulled down his pants and said, "Well I guess today's just not your day,"

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

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Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

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If roses weren't RED and violets weren't Blue... Walls are still solid objects.

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Jovan

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Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

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Where does Elmo live? In Sesame Street.

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Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, what do think I am? An umbrella? Why would you even think FOR A MOMENT that it's OK to just ASK me random stuff? Do you have ANY IDEA who I am?! I'm your worst nightmare, and if you ever ask me ANYTHING without permission again, or so help me I will drown the nearest pet goldfish. P.S. His cat died.

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A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

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im gay

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Roses are red. They also have thorns. Their family is Rosaceae and they are often given as gifts between lovers. They grow in well drained and fertile soils...

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what's better than winning the special olympics?.. Not being retarded

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hold the planet Dumb ass well I'm doing something else right now dumb ass

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dead dibbs

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