- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

What did the blonde say to the brunette? I just ate a chicken panini.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

ask me if i am a tree. no.

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

What's two plus two? Window

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

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