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Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

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I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

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Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

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When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

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richard is fag

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what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

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What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

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A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

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Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

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How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

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A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

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I was typing a new book today (literature wild west, and I realized I had been writing the same shit over and over again for eight hours and was dead tired when It went so..) Welcome to the wild west, guns! Hayballs! MONSTER TRUCKS! And then I kinda thought to myself... Is it just me or am I trying a bit too hard? So guys? What do you think, am I trying a bit too hard here? Funny story, I am tired and drank lots of coffee, so I am holding back in order to not try so hard... Not trying hard enough to hold back? I am asking you! WHY? BECAUSE YOUR ANSWER DOES NOT MATTER! ARE WE GAME?

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

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Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

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Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

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The war against the moral men was long and hard, yet the Victor stands, the most dark of metals. Nero Metal, enjoy 2016 as much as you can enjoy both hellfire and the wrath of heaven against you, as there will be years no more for mankind to Count, trust not my Words, but the visions in Your head, and if you doubt Your sanity, know that by september the 13th, you will not be the only one. The end of the children of God is upon you, as you took his, he shall take Yours, eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth... Rest well... ...While you still can`t

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Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

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Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

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How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

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What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

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what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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