- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

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Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

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