Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

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what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

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Q.What did the homeless kid get from santa? A. Play Doe. Because he was a good boy. Q.what did the Rich Kid get form santa? A Coal. Because he was a bod boy. The rich kid then got mad and threw the coal at the homeless kid hitting him on the head which killed him of enturnaly bleeding.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a disease, it's called cancer.

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One time, I called the police, but it was actually a fire. So my neighbors died.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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A: Knock, Knock B: Whos there? A: Noone, the door and the visitor are both existential figments of your imagination.

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once you go Persian, there is no other alternative

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A rabbit hops into a bar and sits on a stool, he then asks for a carrot, the barman didn't have a clue what he said because it was a rabbit so gives him a carrot to be generous. The bar door slams open and animal control put him in a cage and take him away. The moral of the story is that you should never let rabbits in your bar.

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Why did the asian lady buy the large shirt instead of the medium? Because the medium didn't fit

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Roses are red, Potatoes are yellow, ERMAHHHGERDDD PERRDERRRDERRR

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Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was strapped to the first monkey.

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An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

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What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

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the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

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What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

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why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

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What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

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A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

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why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

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I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

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How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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