- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the sign say? It said slow down

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

If somebody stabs you in the forehead, you are likely to get injured.

what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in every apple.

what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

Why didn't the Mother packed her son's lunch? Because her son Timmy likes to go to the canteen

Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

Tall asians

whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

I like touching my boobs

What's a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

What do you call a Muslim in control of a plane? A pilot

Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "I was born with an extra chromosome."

What's purple, red, green and does jumping jacks. Nothing... that sounds pretty crazy if you ask me.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

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