What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

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How do you knock a clown off a swing? Hit it with an axe multiple times.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

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How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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Hats better than a stick? A stone

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Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

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What is fat and white? A polar bear with a glandular problem.

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

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What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

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Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the rest of the kids during recess? Tiffany is a pencil.

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when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

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when debbie meets downer

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? The Holocaust

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What are annoying? Ads.

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http://www.com/

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How many mathematicians does it take to count?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was stressed & having alot of financial, mental and physical problems so he crossed the road in hope to kill himself. And he did he got ran over by a car, may his soul rest in peace.

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A watermelon, a cherry, a mango, and a peanut are sitting at the table for dinner. They are all eating chicken wings and watching the superbowl between the Packers and the Patriots. What is wrong with the situation? Well two things are wrong, cherry's cannot communicate with peanuts because they speak different languages(obviously). And the patriots fucking suck.

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What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

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Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

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Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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