What happenes if you put an elephant in the fridge? Nothing, it wouldnt fit.

What's the capital of Ohio? O

How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? A car crash.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

Your Mama's so fat that the Doctor recommended a healthy eating diet, and to exercise daily.

Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

Why did the boy fall down the stairs? Because he tripped.

what word starts with 'p' and ends in 'orn'? popcorn you sickos

Charlie Sheen Walks Into a Rehab Center.....

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A man walked into the woods... Sorry, I forgot the rest of the joke...

1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

Whats the difference between 10 dead babies and 8 dead babies? 2 dead babies.

Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

What did the man get from killing his own wife and children? A boner.

Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? black people have more melanin in their skin causing it to pigment and turn black

Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

What do you call a lot of goose in one place? geese

What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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