- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

if a dog eats a hot dog what will happen? (leave a comment to find out)

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

Q. What do you call a Widow's Husband? A. Dead...

Would you spit or swallow? Well, in circumstances when i am eating or drinking, i would swallow. Although if i had something disgusting in my mouth i would spit

How many orangoutangs does it take to screw in a light bulb? 16; mongoloid

How did the boy compliment the girl? He told her she had a lot of breasts. In return, she told him he had many penises.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

you: have you seen the movie constapated them:no you:its because it hasen't come out yet

What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

A Jew walks into a bar. It's a bar full of Neo-Nazis.

What starts with the letter P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

Yogurt? You are joking right? I am having yogurt right now, do you like see trough me or something? I mean I have been told people can do that but no way!

How do you starve a Somalian? Too late.

What do you call an awesome school? St Heinrich's Law School (Teaching you to break the laws!)

why did the walrus sex with the jew because 911 created a sexual falafel

KNOCK KNOCK. WHO'S THERE? BOO. OH, HEY. COME IN. ....

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it felt like it, now mind your own business!

What does water taste like? Water

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

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