Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

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Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

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eoin burgin is fat

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I'm not sure if you share videos, but this is a great anti-joke vid. Thank you for the consideration. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHydNGR9rrg

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme Refrigerator

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Q: How many Jews can fit in a car? A: 5 in a standard mid sized sedan, or 7 in an SUV

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What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

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High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

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A dimetrodon, a pterosaur and a chicken walk into a bar. As they enter, the bartender says "Hold it! We are not licensed to serve dinosaurs." "I am not a dinosaur," said the dimetrodon. "Neither am I," said the pterosaur. "But I am," said the chicken. So the dimetrodon and the pterosaur enjoyed a cold beer each, but the chicken had to wait outside.

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kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

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My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

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"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

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Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

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Skinny people fart less.

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A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

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Stop. Seriously stop.

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What's the easiest way to become President? Have a background in politics and a catchy campaign slogan that voting Americans can relate to.

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Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

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What's red and funny? The holocaust

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Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

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Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

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why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

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