- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Beethoven! It is true? Did you really lose your hearing? Yes.

Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

How do you trick the devil? You give him a ginger.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Jesus. Jesus who? You're going to hell.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

your mom gave me head.....phones

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

What did the bartender say to the fat guy? Hi

Two Pigs are in a bath. One pig says to the other "pass me the soap", to which the other pig replies "Do I look like a typewriter?"

What did the man say when an pterodactyl flew into the kitchen while he was having breakfast? Huh, that's strange.

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