- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Iif your reading this ur gay

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

What do you call 5 black guys at the bottom of the ocean? scuba divers

Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

What happened to the fish? It drowned

Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

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We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

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